When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
by Green alien dude March 9, 2018
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Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
by SnailPrince June 23, 2016
Get the Crunchy mug.by Lew_ser April 22, 2016
Get the Crunchy mug.1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.
by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016
Get the Crunchy mug.When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
by Kriker August 24, 2016
Get the crunchy anus mug.When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.
"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"
by lloCaste May 3, 2018
Get the crunchy crash mug.When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018
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