crumbly

Used when not in a favorable sitchyation; see also: crummy,crumby
2) when something is not up to par on a solidity level

"This looks crumbly to me."
"That sugar cube house is crumbly."
"That beeyotch is crumbly in a very sexual way."

by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

crumblephilia

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"

by black_siren November 20, 2007

crumblebum

someone who leaves crumbs of food in the space where he was eating

my four year old child is a crumblebum

by gpajoe December 15, 2011

crumblemuff

A crumbly muffin, and/or weird textured vagina.

"That bitch had a crumblemuff like you wouldn't believe."

by crumblemuff1 April 12, 2014

crumblefuck

A word first used in 2017 by the popular YouTuber FlipSideMaster that means a complete shit storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. A simple analogy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living hell that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.

FlipSideMaster's headset mic is a crumblefuck! I can't hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!

by FlipSideMaster January 19, 2017

crumbleshoe

When you don’t know what to say in a conversation, the crumbleshoe is what you bring up.

Have you guys heard the news about the crumbleshoe?

by Willybeast100 December 24, 2017

crumblecunt

A word for someone so inept and stupid, they can barely function in society. Also a dysphemism for a fluffy vagina.

You stupid crumblecunt don't press the red button!!!!

Her vagina is so fluffy it literally is a crumblecunt.

by TheToxicChad July 9, 2018