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CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.
Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.
by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016
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Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.
"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"
by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017
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Crossed Swords

When two brothers or close make friends engage In group sex in what is typically a small room leading to there unprotected( usually) cocks crossing and rubbing. It has been described as resembling starting a fire by Rubbing two sticks together. The act of swords crossing is most likely not an accident however arranging women to attend allows each sword to not acknowledge it being an intentionally homosexual act.
Ray: Me and my brother met step girls at a motel for sex and drugs.
Chrissy: that is such a small room how did you not see each other!
Ray: I know very small. Me and Roger definitely crossed swords....
Chrissy: I feel like you won't be able to look at each other for a month after that!
Ray: Nah there were girls and Roger does way worse stuff now . It's not gay it just Happens.
by AsClearlyAsIs November 25, 2017
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croser

the embodiment of uwu and top owo streamer.
"OMG have you heard of the streamer Croser?" "No?" "Well you should! He's the UWU king!"
by ClassiestDragon July 31, 2019
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La Crosse

A College Town in western Wisconsin on the Mississippi River. Essentially a small town with many elements of a big city. A nice place for people who want an escape from the city but not city life altogether. Plenty to do year round, though mostly in Summer and Winter.
Spend a weekend in La Crosse and you may have a new outlook on life when you go home.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 2, 2013
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coose

Verb (of questionable cornish origin): to go
Shall we coose?

Let's coose on down to the shop bey!

He's got his coose on!
by Coose on the loose! August 15, 2012
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crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up
Korba,k is such a crooked-neck
by Jason rosy July 3, 2008
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