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the john cooper school

due to economy and expensive addition towards their new high class, state-of-the-art preforming arts center, now an *exclusive* preK-12 preparatory school, where parents pay $12,00 tuition a year located in The Woodlands.

known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"

A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.

in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.

youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.

by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons

everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation

where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor

you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member

otherwise known as Hell.
a typical the john cooper school convo

G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
by feahjeavmeaop June 29, 2010
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chooper

the outsides of this sexual sandwich. being two fabulous sisters around one lucky man
me and those chooper girls had a long night ;-)
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cooper

1. To impregnate a freshman.
2. To roughly pound an 'object.'
I'm going to cooper the shit out of you little miss. You're going to have a good time here at Marywood. ;)
by Billy Natalie January 20, 2011
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John Cooper School

A college prep located in The Woodlands. Supposedly a rich, preppy, snobby school for people who are rich, snobby and most likely preppy.

A wealthier school, yes, and with the typically rich and snobby people who think they are above society and the rule. Many recieve scholarships to attend, or are offered financial support to pay the fees.

People who attend John Cooper are usually very nice and is basically no different than any other public school. It has every kind of person, wether they are short or tall, rich or poor, emo or prep, it is no different.
A- Yo that sweet sixteen was so John Cooper School Yo!

B- Dude! It didn't have Soulja Boy playing though! It was just a average party!

A- Yeah... I heard of one kid who had him though!

B- Yeah, that kid went to OUR school!
by Truth_Speaker January 4, 2010
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Michael Cooper

A stunningly handsome young chap that dazzles women with his grace and charm... This guy pisses excellence... He once scored 6 touchdowns in one game in pop warner football.. His athleticism and raw power makes him a man amongst children in the sports world... He took first in all 7 fantasy baseball leagues in 1997.. He is a well oiled machine that you wouldn't want to piss off because one glare from this exceptional human being could prove fatal, hes that good-looking.. In conclusion, if you ever meet Michael Cooper, you should ask him for his autograph because its worth a lot more coin than yours is...
I saw Michael Cooper at the mall yesterday and I fainted because he's even hotter in person than on t.v.

I busted a Michael Cooper and had the best game of my life!
by Harry Setanuts February 8, 2010
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Cooper

The most amazing person you will ever meet she is sweet pretty and smart has an amazing sense of humor and will love you forever doesn't like to hurt people in any way.

also, she is very short and cute.
"Yo cooper get dat azz over here"
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Get Coopered

Something annoying people say when they correct someone
Luke: Cooper, how was you're day?
Cooper: *your*
Cooper: Get Coopered
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