Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

in committee

a three way between a member of the US congress and two others. none of these people are married.

-sorry I could not answer the phone, mr. chariman, I was in committee.
-at the radisson?
-with 2 GW law grads. it was a closed session.

by skakkle November 29, 2011

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019

Go commit breath stop

Very mean thing to say. It means you want a person dead.

Antonio: ‘haha i ate your mom’
Helen: ‘go commit breath stop’
Antonio: *dies*

by Broodzakje October 29, 2019

go commit depression

making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.

go commit depression!!!!

by unteched March 20, 2021

Go commit Scatman's World

Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.

Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*

by UrbanSprayDude May 11, 2021