cristino

He doesn’t fuck with bitches that waste his times and just focus on himself and no one else, he’s loyal and honest

Damn Cristino looking sexy

by Cristino November 14, 2020

ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

Ask Cristina out day

On October 26 you are supposed to ask a Cristina out they have been waiting for such a long time and love you more than you know.

Ask Cristina out day is we’re you will be happy

by Love_28547 October 26, 2019

ronaldo cristiano

Some backward word that is awesome to smart people.

Ronaldo Cristiano is totally not a name

by Some stuffies September 21, 2020

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

cristof

Small penis last name is usually garcia. Has shown people his penis. He is extremely gay

Omg cristof is so small!

by hahahahahajjahahahagay2 February 6, 2014

Cristiano Ronaldo

The second best player in Football. Next to Lionel Messi of course

Guy 1: "Bro did you see Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday?"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"

by BarcaBot10 November 27, 2019