cobbler's awls

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014

Cobbler

British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.

Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!

by Heymamas:) April 20, 2021

Twat Cobbler

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013

cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

cobbitt

- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.

since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend

by 'dris February 1, 2006

Cobby

A person who's only talent is something totally useless

Joe, you're a total Cobby, all you can do is type on the keyboard quickly.

by Mr.Motherfucker February 24, 2015

cobbles

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles"
"kick him square in the cobbles"

by hdink May 10, 2007