"Cristonta", is a nickname, most likely referred to girls called "Cristina". Every time Cristina does something, either is good or wrong, she is then named "Cristonta". Especially girls like cristina salom.
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by Dillon22$ January 16, 2020
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example:" cristostronzo non mi devi rompere i coglioni" cristostronzo don't break my ball"
example:" criststronzo baciami il culo" " cristostronzo kiss my ass"
example:"cristostronzo sei down" " cristostronzo you are down"
example:" cristostronzo non mi devi rompere i coglioni" cristostronzo don't break my ball"
example:" criststronzo baciami il culo" " cristostronzo kiss my ass"
example:"cristostronzo sei down" " cristostronzo you are down"
" cristostronzo non mi devi rompere i coglioni" cristostronzo don't break my ball"
" criststronzo baciami il culo" " cristostronzo kiss my ass"
"cristostronzo sei down" " cristostronzo you are down"
" criststronzo baciami il culo" " cristostronzo kiss my ass"
"cristostronzo sei down" " cristostronzo you are down"
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A) Too poor
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A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones
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António: Puto grande picha a do Cristóvão mano! 10/10! Porque que aquela porca nunca mais lhe falou ?
JP: Não sei mano, mas no churrasco da FCSH disse a ti que a queria comer antes de notar que ela estava a trás de ti.
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