by g drop bag March 9, 2021
Get the COVID SYMPTOMS mug.by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
Get the Covid-19 mug.This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
Get the COVID-Munging mug.Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you don’t, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.
Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but he’s scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!
by kittykittylicklick6969 September 18, 2021
Get the Covid-coward mug.by Debful77 October 27, 2023
Get the Covid Hobby mug.somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus
"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"
by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021
Get the Covid terrorist mug.When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
by Covido September 19, 2021
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