Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?
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“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
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“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
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I know now why they call it a Cleveland County Bullshark. I almost got kicked by the bull and bit by the shark
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(Also abbreviated as GCHS)
noun
1. A rat’s nest.
2. Located in Tennessee, Giles County High School is a place where bullying is common (and often encouraged by faculty); promiscuous behavior gets promotions; and all hope in humanity is sucked right out of any who enter it. It’s a disgustingly vile excuse for a high school. Faculty and everyone responsible for the school know this but simply turn a blind eye to it.
Pencils stuck in ceiling tiles, sexual harassment, and palm-sized roaches are common sights at GCHS.
A common sound heard at GCHS is the shriek of an educator who does not understand that when a school is as utterly filthy as GCHS, FOR SOME REASON test scores and morale parallel in being significantly low.
Ironically for a school, GCHS has very little class.
Adjective
3. To execute an action with the most minimal of effort, in the worst way, with the least amount of forethought possible (commonly functions as a subject complement).
noun
1. A rat’s nest.
2. Located in Tennessee, Giles County High School is a place where bullying is common (and often encouraged by faculty); promiscuous behavior gets promotions; and all hope in humanity is sucked right out of any who enter it. It’s a disgustingly vile excuse for a high school. Faculty and everyone responsible for the school know this but simply turn a blind eye to it.
Pencils stuck in ceiling tiles, sexual harassment, and palm-sized roaches are common sights at GCHS.
A common sound heard at GCHS is the shriek of an educator who does not understand that when a school is as utterly filthy as GCHS, FOR SOME REASON test scores and morale parallel in being significantly low.
Ironically for a school, GCHS has very little class.
Adjective
3. To execute an action with the most minimal of effort, in the worst way, with the least amount of forethought possible (commonly functions as a subject complement).
1. “Your homework for tonight is to read Robert Burns’s poem “To a Mouse.” This poem is a tale of a farmer who tragically destroys a GCHS while plowing a field.
2. “Damn, you go to Giles County High School?”
“Yeah, dawg. It sucks.”
3. “Hey, let’s rob a gas station with a toy gun! It would be so GCHS!”
2. “Damn, you go to Giles County High School?”
“Yeah, dawg. It sucks.”
3. “Hey, let’s rob a gas station with a toy gun! It would be so GCHS!”
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Would probably dominate the Premier League below in England, to be perfectly honest.
Would probably dominate the Premier League below in England, to be perfectly honest.
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