certainly gaurented

To be sure

You are certainly gaurented

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

coital wave

A short period of time where two monogamous lovers have far more sex than usual

She just came off of her period and he has to leave on a business trip next week, if they don't have a coital wave in that bedroom they should just break up.

by Pool Toledo February 22, 2018

coital canal

The vagina

I had a great meal at the coital canal

by Trmonahan March 11, 2018

Contact Hype

When you get hyped because people around you are hyped.

Chris got major contact hype from Jerrod on the way to Bassrush.

by LunaUsagi July 20, 2018

certainfury

The gayest person on the planet. Possible school shooter. Crushing on kaitlyn.

Certainfury debates on whether he shoots up the school today or tomorrow.

by Yahyeetonthemhoes November 27, 2018

Certainly Gay

the opposite of no homo

I wanna get spanked by my male improv friends, but certainly gay.

by brendans homie December 24, 2018