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Gutter cocktail

A gutter cocktail requires two hands working on tandem to jack a young man off. Performed by a kind young professional. Typically the work of a young man trying to impress friends with his street skills.
Dave, have you ever received a gutter cocktail?
Only in Pittsburg. It was wonderful.
by Cereal Butt Stabber May 26, 2017
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alice cocktail

The act of mixing a chlorine based cleaning product, such as bleach; and an ammonia-based liquid, such as store brand windex or distilled urine; which results in massive amounts of toxic gas. Often done by people being stupid with cleaning products, but also done as a malicious act. Named for Alice the maid in "The Brady Bunch". The term can refer to the concoction as a noun, or the act of making the concoction as a verb.
Karen beat her maid Katie, so Katie whipped up an alice cocktail and trapped Karen in the bathroom with it.
by Queenula. October 11, 2017
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Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
by Racerx504 May 18, 2019
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Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.
"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."
by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021
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cloaca cocktail

a very delicious cocktail, usually made in South America.
I went Brazil and had the best cloaca cocktail.
by snicko May 10, 2022
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cloaca cocktail

I had a really good cloaca cocktail in Brazil.
by snicko May 10, 2022
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Proper Cocktail

A beverage made for the toppest of producers. You can see whose earned one from a mile away.
Jim: I just had a monster day at work I think I’m in the need for a proper cocktail!

Larry: I second that!
by Breadmaker45688 July 1, 2022
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