constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting

Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.

by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren February 24, 2008

eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves

Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006

contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.

If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.

by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012

Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

pot contact highs

when you're hanging with a group of people and they are getting high and the smoke gets in your system and makes you feel high.

My friends were getting high last night and i think i got pot contact highs

by emily1234567892 October 18, 2008