eruption concoction

when a male ejecaculates in a mixed womens drink when she is not looking

i made lindsay's drink a eruption concoction

by sexyflexy September 4, 2010

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

small cockob

He likes men is very horny with a group of greasers and really likes dry used straws up the rear and loves his Hair GEL He Always Uses

Small Cockob is Like Jacob

Yo Small Cockob

by George Ghenning January 31, 2018

hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate packet in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth simultaneously. whip cream topping: optional. perfect for the holidays and covid friendly.

hey babe i got a packet of Swiss Miss, wanna make a hot cockolate?

by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020

Frosty cocko

When your wieners so cold, you gotta wrap your bag around it and hold it in your hand

Hey CP whatcha holding there?

CP says “it’s so cold, I got the frosty cocko”

by Rosiecredit October 12, 2021

Rinko ChonKo Lonko

When you are the biggest bobo and gg and rae fan. You are automatically nifty and sturdy. Only cool people use this and if you are not cool or study and use it you will be out in a work camp where you clean up confetti for the rest of your life.

“Omg I wish I was so Rinko Chonko Lonko like her!”

by Bobo fan October 12, 2022

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023