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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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confusion

Confusion: a state where people around you are like "wtf is he doing?"
I'm so confused, why is he running in circles. Happens a lot in among us when you wonder what that person is doing. Confusion is weird sometimes.
by somebody-nobodyy December 22, 2020
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Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations
So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
by bepboopbap April 22, 2024
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Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
by Cazaam September 28, 2014
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Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.
Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.
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