Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"
by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
Get the coltonmug. If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him
Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
by Skroof life November 26, 2021
Get the Coltonmug. my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.
by avexlo November 7, 2022
Get the coltonmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. by QPaulG April 18, 2025
Get the Coltonmug. Beavers County most known closeted boy. Looks like a constipated chipmunk, also plays with scooby doo stuffed animals. If you need an American girl contact him.
by FortyFourMore May 21, 2019
Get the Colton Suppermug.