Colon 3ed

Being exposed to boykisser/:3/silly communities, constantly saying things like "nyah" or "rawr" or ":3" and getting terminal mind fog from it

Person 1: "Did you here Dylan got Colon 3ed, made him drop out of college"
Person 2: "Oh no, he was going to be a climate scientist"

by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

Colonizer

One who brings infrastructure, electricity, indoor plumbing and capitalism to an otherwise tribal warring land where you would be traded, raped, and sold to the next tribe.

Thank God for European colonizers, or else I would have to hunt, sleep, and defecate in the woods.

by History4real July 9, 2022

Colonizer Booty

White girl booty

Man that colonizer booty look nice

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls

Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022