Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Comer niños

I like eating children

Comer niños

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

colmen

A big weenie that walked around also sped

Colmen is stupid

by Usud September 25, 2020

Commercial work

The kind of work where you hate the work and the workers.

Being married to Katie was like commercial work ...

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021

commersh

This is also formerly known as 'commerical' for those too lazy to type or say the entire word completely. Motivations include being, again, lazy, busy, or just annoyed by the incessant amount of commericals in general.

I really like this old commersh. It warms the cockles of me heart.

by LostFido January 25, 2021

Colter Andrew

Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent

Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo

by Parker Pattymore October 3, 2021

colbertarianism

A religion in which those who persue it are racist and homophobic

are you racist? yes i follow colbertarianism

by Shuffler69420 October 19, 2021