Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

cold motorhoming

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.

While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining

by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Cold Pillow

When a person or thing feels extremely good.

"Yo, that herb is hella cold pillow." "I cant get up this couch is too cold pillow." "The other side of the pillow is super cold pillow."

by crantron March 18, 2015

cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

cold soda

Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.

Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.

by ##40 April 18, 2017

Cold as ice and twice as nice

Adjective. Super fly or dope.

That little lovely in the salon chair is fine! She straight cold as ice and twice as nice!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017