Dick Contact

Like when you're walking, and a girl looks you in the eyes... except it's your dick.

"Dude, Wendy just totally made dick contact with me as she slowly walked by."

by Provost Ravi Rajan2 April 3, 2009

making contact

Sucking your own dick

I loved making contact with the tip last night!

by AP234 May 30, 2018

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

contact pussy

One or more women picked up by means of being in the presence of a major player.

I'm surprised I haven't pulled more contact pussy just hanging out with a guy like Stebo.

by Chief93 July 28, 2006

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 May 11, 2011

Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

by perogi April 26, 2011