Foot cocker

A guy who can masturbate with their feet.

Did you hear?

Hear what?

Person A's a fucking foot cocker!!!

OMG! NO WAY! THEY PROBABLY HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

by Batsy July 17, 2017

train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic

Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.

by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017

Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018

Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.

She queef-cocker’d me last night

by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018

Shit Cocker

Someone who is a fucking shit-cocker.

God-damn you fucking shit cocker!

by pussymonger69 June 13, 2018

pharoah cocker

When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.

Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020