cock blocker

A Guy/Girl Who Always Annoy's You While In The Process Of gettin With A Chick Or Gettin Her #

Dav Cock Blocks to much

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of knocking cocks

Mike is a cockknocker

by Serial Killer Man January 30, 2004

cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.

'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'

by The Definition King August 19, 2007

cookblocker

Anyone who intervenes in the kitchen with their unwanted opinion whilst one is trying to cook their dish. This also includes but is not excluded to the taking over of cooking duties and or sabotaging an already perfect dish by secretly adding their own shitty ingredients

Girl: Man what is that guy in Ratatouille doing to that already perfect soup dish?
Guy: He's totally a cookblocker; look at what he's doing to the soup with those shitty herbs.
Girl: Who would do such a thing?
Guy: Idk, he's like a ginger.
Girl: Point made.

by osmocosmo January 13, 2014

Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior

"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"

by noodlecast April 21, 2009

Double cockblock

To ruin someone's chances of ruining you date

If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,

And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.

by djawesome54 January 8, 2015