weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006

Cockerhoop

The name is derived from ‘Cock-a Hoop’, an old custom of removing the cock (or spigot) from a barrel and resting it on the hoop of the cask before commencing a drinking bout, but was changed to reflect the brewery’s location on the banks of the River Cocker.

Giz a drink of Cockerhoop as thusty marra.

by trackercumbria July 30, 2009

cockerstruddle

the act of placing your cock in icecream and then placing it into a toaster.

"Do I smell baked alaska?" asked Sharon. "No thats just my cock baked into a ("cockerstruddle") ," replied Ozzie

by carlosspiceyweiner October 18, 2010

cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron

by collin miller October 8, 2003

Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

by Nector November 20, 2007

cocker

A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!

I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.

by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004