Coyster

When you rub one out through your pants and end up with a big wet oyster in there.

Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his pants on the drive home from work. He had a huge wet coyster in his pants.

by Hicksypoo October 20, 2021

Cobster

Someone who poor work, rigger, butcher, shotty work, inferior workmanship, chisler, Loki.

That guy is a cobster.

by Asswipey November 3, 2021

consteria

A mixture of constipation and diarrhea

“Man I have really bad consteria right now..”
“Awe dude that sucks is it wet??”
“So wet.”

by bighugemassivemommymilkers November 4, 2021

Costerfuck

Koss-ter-fuck

Noun.

When a challenging but manageable situation balloons out of control and becomes an entrenched crisis due to the failure of authorities to perform their duties or follow up their warnings with any action or consequences.

Named for New Zealand police commissioner Andrew Coster, merged with "clusterfuck", a word for an utterly chaotic mess

"Wow, that protest turned into a total costerfuck when the cops failed to tow away any of the offending vehicles"

by mandates_plz February 18, 2022

Corasterrical

Pure hatred that fills your entire brain and heart, that if made a physical object, would drown the entirety of earth's population and replace its atmosphere.

Man, r/aboringdystopia just makes me absolutely corasterrical.

by homeboyofthecave March 31, 2023

Casterbater

A person who produces a podcast solely to go back and listen to their voice after every episode while vigorously masturbating. A casterbater also always has an agenda, beyond a full release while listening to the playback

Zaide is a casterbater

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

conster mock

the cousin of ponster menis

that's a conster mock.

by zerotabbies February 16, 2024