Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Cockflirt

A girl who inadvertently leads guys on with her charismatic personality and touchy ways. This type of female will show typical signs of interests towards single males seeking mates although she is really just over-friendly by nature. She usually has a lot of male friends which she keeps in the "friend-zone".

Marc likes Diana and thinks she's into him. However, it is not that way at all since Diana is a cockflirt who spends one-on-one time with a lot of guys which she has no romantic interest in what so ever.

by Fiffur August 26, 2009

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

by my1137 September 27, 2009

Cockiversary

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

Cock-Acne Rebel

A guy who plays away, suspects that he has caught some sort of STI, but continues to bang his woman or she will suspect something.

Relates to the the Cockney Rebel who tagged along with Steve Harley.

Brian "I banged that Mongolian bird from the pub last week, I think I caught something from her, but I still need to shag the missus or she will know I've been doing the dirty"

Keith "oh man, you really are a Cock-Acne Rebel"

by Mattaus Muller December 26, 2011

cocknitive

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013

Cocktor

A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.

Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."

by moreritz January 20, 2015