Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

gains o' clock

Your normal workout time, could be in the morning, afyernoon, or at night.

"Hey Jeremy, ready to go the gym?" "Fuck yeah dude! Its gains o' clock!"

by Spiffy72 May 21, 2017

4 o' clock

A good song by Rap Monster and V.

"Oh boy, 4 o' clock is a good song!"

by Queen-Of-Despair January 21, 2018

Tobe O'clock

Represents the moment of smoking a cigarette.

Pass me my dart pack, its Tobe O'clock!

by Yung Mootla February 7, 2019

wound up like a 10 day clock

To be overly excited about something.

Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!

by Holla1041 January 10, 2017

porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 5, 2010

stairway in a grandfather clock

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.

"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008