Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

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Chipotless

When you are without Chipotle or do not have the means to quickly attain Chipotle cuisine.

I am starving, but this hick town is Chipotless. I never should have moved from civilization.

by jc jamal antwone leroy tyrone jones the 3rd (with a motherfucking twist of lime, not lemon, lime) March 1, 2015

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Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

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Chipotlache

To procure a belly-ache after stuffing one's face with Chipotle.

Dude, I got a Chipotlache after eating that.

by Nellyschmelly August 18, 2015

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An employee of chipotle who always goes above and beyond to ensure that customers always have an excellent experience. Often tells you how to get the most out of your BOGO coupon or hooks you up with an extra large scoop of guacamole.

"Wow, that employee made my burrito huge with the extra toppings that I requested and wrapped it up perfectly! What a chipotbae!"

by TheBetterLexicographer September 18, 2015

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