Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004

Carson

A cool ass guy who has light brown hair, brown eyes, 150lbs, and 5’ 7”. He has no fears. He loves to play COD (Call of Duty) and Fortnite. Every one loves Carson. He has a very big penis, and very wealthy. He loves weed and likes to hit a juul.

Dope Ass Person: “Carson is so fucking cool, and he’s super good at Fortnite!”
Carson: “Ohh Gosh guys don’t embrace me!”

by dickmaster35 January 8, 2018

Carson

Carson is a very sweet person. He is usually very good at hockey/skating. Everyone wants to be his friend but he usually keeps his friend group small anyways. All the girls are obsessed with him. If you are friends with a Carson, make sure you never let go of him.

Person 1: Are you friends with Carson?
Person 2: Yeah! Im so lucky
Person 1: Ugh I wish i could be friends with him

by alana420 January 5, 2019

Carson

A person with terrible self hygiene. Leaves a mess wherever they go, without consideration of others

Your room is a mess, you’re turning into a real carson

by Bencher11 April 10, 2019

Carson

A fatass

Carson was a fat ass

by The cold facts April 19, 2020

Carson

Carson's are bitches because they are scared of chickens.

Carson is such a bitch, and won't go near the pin.

by fire 443 May 15, 2020

Carson

Carson is the best boyfriend ever! You can trust him no matter what, and he will always be the one there for you! Carson is the type of guy that will always find a way to make you smile! Carson also had an amazing personality! He will be respectful, sweet, trustworthy, caring, funny, and so much more!

Wow carson is the best person ever

by briana 💗💗 February 3, 2021