Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

History Channel Love Sandwich

If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".

Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.

by Jack Squat February 23, 2005

chandeliering

When a male loosens his genitalia by slightly squatting with legs slightly apart and shakes/dips slightly.

That guy from accounting was totally chandeliering while I was talking to him! I know it's hot but c'mon dude--that's gross!

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

submission cancelled

Its when a reviewer is too lazy to even look at a word. The person who submitted the word finds out five weeks later after submitting a word that it was cancelled before it was even looked at. A classic case of faggetry.

Todd: "Submission Cancelled"? What the fuck! It took five weeks for my word to get HERE?! Thats it, I'm going to define "Submission Cancelled". Lazy fucks.

by Salala July 29, 2008

chancellor

One who takes chances no matter how high the stakes. A Chancellor's friends often are annoyed because of all the unnecesary chances a Chancellor takes.

"Hey man, don't light that dumpster on fire!"

"But I'm the Chancellor baby, it's what I do."

by mtn.mayhem March 2, 2010