celtard

when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy

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1: If the world is so corrupt, then why does it have good graphics
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard

by 8ty October 15, 2024

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Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

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cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs

“Here, the gas needs changing… cellar services?”

by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025

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