G-Cell

An obese person who requires gastric bypass.

Brian's aunt susan was a G-Cell until she had Gastric Bypass and now shes just a regular cell.

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

Celeste

Of Latin Origin Meaning "Heavenly"
The most amazing girl on the face of the planet
Gorgeous beyond belief
As smart if not smarter than any girl you'll ever meet
Loves life and lives it to the fullest
Absolutely crazy and knows exactly how to take your day from boring to incredible with a simple smile
Extremely stubborn and devout in her beliefs, but that only adds to her appeal

From the popular TV shows, movies, and books of the Babar series, Queen Celeste is the wife and life long friend of King Babar.

by phillycheesesteakonrye March 2, 2009

celeste

Someone who is beautiful, of awesome character, and kicks ass.

Oh my god. Look at that Celeste over there.

by AngelaM34 September 6, 2008

blue calls

A medical condition that happens after your booty call cancels last minute.

Dude I totally got a case of blue calls last night when Jessica cancelled on me.

by TraviSemajBers March 20, 2017

Perfect-Cell

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS, N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS. My point Perfect-Cell sounds like Plankton.

Perfect-Cell, is he that one dude from Dragon Ball Z Abridged?

by AlfxSeijin September 28, 2020

brain cell genocide

Any event where you get drunk. I don't mean just drunk. I mean DRUNK. When your common sense and your BAC play a game of chicken, and the common sense loses-drunk.

Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.

Get Todd some aspirin. He committed a pretty hefty brain cell genocide last night.

Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.

by Darren C March 26, 2008

Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007