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Closet Case

(1) A homosexual person who cannot admit they are gay, for fear of being rejected by their peers or large Conservative audience.

i.e. Steven Crowder, failed comedian, host of political podcast Louder with Crowder
“Did you hear Steven Crowder call his wife’s ass a ‘buttocks’? What a fucking closet case.”
by duckkkkkkkkkkk December 8, 2020
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Pencil Case

A sexual act in which many penises are inserted into the vagina.
I got a pencil case last night and now my zip is sore.
by yoyostring March 6, 2011
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lost case

When somebody is way too messed up and nothing will help them be a normal person
by Jitty bop June 14, 2016
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closet case

(n.) A gay or bisexual person who hides his sexual preference from others especially to avoid exclusion from hot locker room scenes high contact sports like wrestling and rugby.
Have you ever noticed the way Craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again? I wonder if he's a closet case.
by Perspective July 5, 2003
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Bryce Case Jr.

Bryce Case, Jr. (b. August 23, 1982), otherwise known as YTCracker (pronounced "whitey cracker"), is a former cracker most known for defacing the webpages of several federal and municipal government websites in the United States, as well as several in private industry at the age of 17. Case later became known for his work as a Nerdcore hip hop artist. Highly intelligent and scientific, a scholar and a gentlenerd.
what do you think about Bryce Case Jr.?
I think I would like to fuck him.
by chloewok February 5, 2010
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sad case

a looser, a fool, a badly dressed individual.
"look at the sad case,hawaian shirts went out with the dinosaurs"
by Victoria Finney August 25, 2005
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closet case

A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating
by timmy2dope April 27, 2005
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