Skip to main content

Captain Capital

Anyone who capitalizes all of their words. Persons acting as a Captain Capital usually have above average grammar. They also tend to be attention whores on Youtube/and or other websites that have Up and Down voting.

It is not the same as captain caps lock because not every single letter is capitalized only the first.
1) Hi How Are You Today?
2) I Hide Under The Guise Of A Good Grammar, But I Actually Capitalize All of My Words.
--------------------------------
Guy 1: Hi Babe What Is Up?
Girl 1: Geeze Steve, why are you such a Captain Capital?
by iHumpMilfs February 23, 2013
mugGet the Captain Capital mug.

capital murder

Slang for the arbitrary and unconstitutional state sanctioned process otherwise known as the death penalty.
Judges in some states are ruling in favor of decency by ruling against the stockpiling of death row inmates often waiting for decades for their capital murder.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019
mugGet the capital murder mug.

Captain Niggamerica

When Captain America becomes black
Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!
by Finn0924 May 20, 2019
mugGet the Captain Niggamerica mug.

captain

whats up captain?
by shaggymorphism October 31, 2021
mugGet the captain mug.

Captain Jack Sparrow

saturated with rum; constantly hot. smudged kohl eyeliner and red bandana. complete with beads and silver in hair. unverified accent. pirate in the caribbean; captain of the black pearl.
i love captain jack sparrow, captain of the black pearl and my heart :)
by stef helle March 16, 2004
mugGet the Captain Jack Sparrow mug.

ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
by Epic909 March 28, 2004
mugGet the ass captain mug.

Can't see shit captain

I absolutely cannot see.
*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."

"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
by lowrah February 17, 2009
mugGet the Can't see shit captain mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email