Big Canoe Tie

A phrase that was coined at Camp Big Canoe, Fraserburg, Ontario in which all parties or participants in an event, activity and/or game all win.

Leader: The score is 54, 54, 54 and...
Guy 1: It looks like we're going to win!
Leader: and the last score is 54! You know what that means!
Everyone: A BIG CANOE TIE! (Cheering in the background)

by MeKingCo December 6, 2009

hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

American douche canoe

An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero

josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.

by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017

douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008

Cringey Canoe 07

A group run by the CEO of fuckin', fuckin' planet Earth my fellow shitlings!

"Once I was waiting for my cab and my dog saw me vandalizing the sidewalk writing Cringey Canoe 07 on the sidewalk and he said "WHO PUT LEFT THIS SHITE ON THE SIDEWALK WITHOUT FLOUSHING IT!?!"

by Bald egg Langston J. June 24, 2019

getting goo in the canoe

When you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded.

Steven: Hey man where'd David go?

John: Yeah now that you mention it Jessica is gone too

Jeff: Oh David? He's busy getting goo in the canoe over there

Steven/John: Nice, nice

by A helpful platypus December 2, 2011

hot dog canoeing

When two men share a canoe, usually in France.

Did you hear that Jack and Andy are going Hot Dog Canoeing this weekend?

by Miss Conception October 24, 2010