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Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.
Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.
by normal5574 March 9, 2015
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Calvin College

A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.
Paula is going to Calvin college to drink for a year, get married then drop out.
by kinfee kimperver November 26, 2010
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A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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calminous

Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.
The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.
by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008
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[Calvin Chen]

A Taiwanese singer/superstar, member of the boy band Farenheit with less than amazing looks, contrary to the typical image of Calvins. A name of great fame, glory, and manliness. Common qualities include good looks, humor, musical proficiency, tastefully sarcastic remarks, and a distinctive sense of confidence. However, it is not to be confused with arrogance, as they can at times be bashful in nature. Originally meaning bald, the uncommon name has been morphed into a name of greatness, and is to be worn with great pride.
Wow, Calvin Chen is the most awesome singer in the history of mankind.
by Sects January 11, 2009
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Calvin

The best guy out there but his biggest issue is his forehead , he really needs to fix that!
"Calvin" has a massive forehead
by GeileKontSex December 2, 2019
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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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