crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

chocolate curtains

When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.

friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"

by thats my way April 11, 2013

Blue-curtainism

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

by The_Kickster September 20, 2023

hair curtain

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

The Lying Curtain

Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.

The Lying Curtain is a wall between Mexico & the United States that is currently being proposed.

by Jnarimbaud February 18, 2017

curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.

Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.

by Paulina Parker October 7, 2007

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022