Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019

Creaker

A type of hardness a dick becomes when erect. Usually associated with a the noise of a hard wood bending i.e Creak
eg. Mahogany.

One might use creaker in following context:
"have you ever heard the sound of a hard dick creak?"
"oh look at the creaker he has on him!"
"Big beasty creaker of a thing!"
"we're creaking now!"
"His creaker reminded her of her house settling on a quiet evening"

This word was also used for the description of being woken up by the sound of ones 'creaker'.

by Hamish Creaker April 9, 2020

creamroll steamroll

to take a massive heaping and steaming shit on someone's chest while laughing very loudly

Look at that creamroll steamroll Bob just left on Jim's chest!

by The Big Sweenis October 23, 2007

Creaker

A fart that eerily sounds like a door opening in a haunted house.

Walter just let loose a wicked creaker. I thought a ghost was gonna fly out of his ass.

by QingQannabis June 3, 2009

get creamed

1. A subtle “fuck you” to whoever keeps removing the name on the group chat, or to anyone in general.

2. The best thing you could possibly yell when smashing a banana-cream pie into someone’s face

“Get creamed bitch!”
“DUDE WHAT THE FU-oh wow this is some damned good pie.”

by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019

Creamee

A sexual act involving an ice cream cone (specific to Vermont) where a man (or two men if in a homosexual relationship) cums on top of a delicious frozen dessert then the woman licks it off, switching between the cone and penis to give the male cold refreshing relief after having just unloaded his stresses from the day.

My friend Erin loves creamees and asks for them every time we have sex.

by Vermontgal June 8, 2018

Hairy Cremer

A name for someone with perfect hair that spits cream all over a chicks face after fucking her in the ass. He does this while checking out / combing his hair in the mirror.

Dude, I pulled a hairy cremer last night and my hair looked soooo tight when that bitch got creamed!

by Dog Face Gremlinz September 2, 2011