cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

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home cooking

As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.

Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.

by home cooker February 6, 2012

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cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

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cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

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by hahahh324 April 18, 2020

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