continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!

"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."

by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008

Liquid Confidence

the need to hear the sound of water in order to use the restroom.

I had to turn on the tap in the bathroom for liquid confidence.

by heenabeena April 2, 2011

confidence

Meat with a high protein content, often eaten after a workout. It is called confidence because it helps build muscle, which in turn builds confidence.

"What did you have for lunch?"
"Rice and confidence."

by palehorse January 21, 2008

The Continental

Taking a girl or guy out on a first date that consists of multiple locations, all relative to a different country. An example would be; dinner at a Thai resturant, an Imax movie about Penguins in Antarctica, then Drinks at an Irish Pub.

"I gave that girl The Continental."

by BevBoy September 23, 2005

Confidence

A significant thing on every woman's benchmark that automatically APPROVES the 'assholes' in regards to SEX primarily. Essential part of a man's frame in game.

After a 6 month relationship Ben was basically discarded like trash from Hannah due to not have any self-respect . Darryl a mentor taught him how to regain his dignity again. Hannah left him for a douchbag that didn't truly want to do anything to do with her accept to play endless mind games. After a while he dumps for another girl and repeats the process. By the way this guy was very ugly 'no homo'. I don't know why she kept pursuing him though . I ve noticed one thing he had that Ben didn't ; and that's confidence. You couldn't tell him that he looked like a pig. He was too full of himself and most importantly he can make Hannah respect him.

by Philosophiee February 27, 2020