Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018

tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016

Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.

Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "

by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 15, 2018

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people

Hey colonizer

by s1n1ster September 20, 2021