Claytonitis

When ur really cool

That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis

by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019

claydon

An amazing person you should always wanna be with and is someone you should never cheat on.

"My boyfriend is such a Claydon i love him so much."

by no yse no November 19, 2018

Claytonism

The art of being dirty; refusing to bathe; always grimy.

Hey man, go take a shower! Im tired of you and this claytonism!

by Cryogenics January 12, 2009

claytonizm

one who suffers from internet porn surfing with abandon.

He suffers from claytonism

by t-bear October 7, 2003

Eric Clapton

a term used to refer to a vaginal STD

freind.1 I was realy itchy down their

freind.2 So what did you do?

freind .1 I went to the doctor and he said I had an Eric Clapton

freind .2 well that sucks

freind .1 he gave me some cream for it.

by plokijuhygtfrdeswaq November 5, 2009

clacton county high

A bunch of sexually frustrated sluts thinking there hard and boys acting hard and cocky only thinking with the dicks

Did you see that slut standing over there?
Yeah she probably goes to clacton county high

by susan brooke January 26, 2014

Chayton Harman

A person who wears camo constantly, hunts, wears boots, and fishes. Usually taller than others with a charm that women find attractive in them. Although women love a Chayton Harman they can easily become intimidated by them especially when guns come into play. Usually the female pisses in the Chayton Harmans bed out of fear when she sees the gun while doing the nasty. The clueless Chayton Harman plays it off by saying she squirted.

Hey bro you hear what Bobby did? He made that girl squirt all over his bed after that hunting trip!

My ass Bobby is a fucking liar that was piss! He acts such like a Chayton Harman.

by Aidsolf Litler April 26, 2022