Carpal bunghole

A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.

"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."

by Chipping Woodlet III August 29, 2005

Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

by Freak January 21, 2003

carpe diem

siez the moment/day

live your life to the full

be spontanius

go for it

carpe diem

by elmo January 14, 2004

carpet steamer

when someone, usually a girl, goes down on another girl after she's already had an orgasm(s) causing her vagina to be extra moist.

Jamie, after giving Adrienne an orgasm with her fingers, proceeded to be a good carpet steamer and lick her lover's pussy in hopes of making her come again.

by j'ness October 2, 2006

Carpet Burn

A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring

I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home

by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 25, 2011

Carp Tattoo

Carp Tattoo, gay as a cock in the mouth.

"Shane has a carp tattoo, the big gay!!"

by Frugal Faggot February 13, 2010

carpet rider

Term used, in a deragatory sense, to refer to A-rabs, camel jockey, towel heads, sand niggers, or simply people of the middle east.

Mani is a carpet rider, that damn towel head.

by Blowjfest July 13, 2007