Cheddar clumps

another name for when a woman has a yeast infection.

dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."

by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009

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Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.

“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014

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Cellar Cheddar

Dick cheese, but of a much higher quality than your run of the mill brand.

Rod's cellar cheddar was absolutely exquisite, nothing like sucking dick and having a 5 star cheese plate presented to you during.

by Dick Cheese Guy October 25, 2019

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Pennsatucky Cheddar

A nickname for a specific type of cheese that resides between the foreskin and head.
Often scraped and collected by enthusiasts and used to “season” their sandwiches.

‘Ello there mate ya don’t happen to have some of that pennsatucky cheddar do ya, I’ve just made a cucumber sandwich and it’s a little bland.

by Poppyseed Monkey January 29, 2025

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