Bachelor Cart

The small, narrow shopping carts at grocery stores and supermarkets. So called due the nature of the cart - it lacks the seat, leg openings and seatbelt found on larger shopping carts, where a little kid can sit. Doesn't hold much groceries, but the botton shelf is perfect for a case of beer. Often used by single people who have no kids, like a Bachelor for example.

Bob had no kids and is single, so he doesn't need a full sized cart because he's not getting much groceries . A Bachelor Cart will do.

by joe995 August 3, 2025

Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity

“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”

by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025

cp cart

media commonly spread around telegram by people with bad intents
cp means "cheese pizza"

inno: yo what do you use telegram for
CakeyOC: cp cart

by kirkifyer 9000 November 23, 2025

Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 20, 2011

my go cart

A dumb xbox player that rages and his name is Samuel and his friends name is Brock and he is ugly.

My go cart is a bad xbox player.

by Egg maniac man April 6, 2017

Sailing the cart

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.

1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”

by harry pot June 5, 2018

Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020