Burned Fur

A failed attempt to "improve" furry fandom, comprised largely of well-intentioned furries but lacking any real direction. The whole business collapsed when the members turned on eachother and a few went nuts.

See that troll on Portal of Evil? He was a burned fur once, before he went crazy.

by Fidelio April 26, 2005

Cloud Burn

Cloud Burn is the process of the magnification of the sun through clouds making it easier for your skin to burn. It sneaks up on you like a rash...

At Download Festival:
Twat "Hey... the clouds are out... I won't burn"
Rooster "Yeah you will... cloud burn!"
**2 hours later**
Twat: "Man I wish I had lotion, a poncho or something because shit I'm burnt.

by Rooster Cloudburn December 16, 2012

turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.

I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.

by Bender March 16, 2005

Burn Notice

The text you receive after an associate or relative breaks up with a significant other asking you not to communicate with that party anymore.

"Yo, I just got a burn notice from Demi saying, her and Jack are over and not to speak with him anymore."

by Kris Daniel October 3, 2018

Turn the Burn

When a comeback takes the orginal burn and disses the person back better.

Your mamma so cheap she asks to see the dollar menu at Red Lobster. - Oh Burn!

Oh yea, your mamma is on the dollar menu - Oh Turn the Burn!

by mwilcox3000 December 30, 2008

Crash and burn

Phrase meaning to have a spectacular failure or fall from grace. Considered to have originated from losing an aerial dogfight.

Sometimes accompanied with hand gestures and sound effects of a crashing, burning airplane.

I just asked that woman at the bar for her phone number but I crashed and burned.

She tried to tell a witty joke at the dinner party but her mother-in-law was actually born in Ireland so it crashed and burned.

by scarybandit February 14, 2005

burn event

A camping festival, such as Burning Man or one of its regional spinoffs, which is: based on social principles similar to those of Burning Man (such as "radical self-reliance," "leave no trace," and no vending permitted); at which are found numerous works of art, interactive performances, and art cars; and which culminates in the ritual burning of a large wooden object.

She's a hardcore burner - probably went to more than twelve burn events in the last year.

by papertygre June 1, 2010