butt ninja

Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.

Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."

by pokstad January 25, 2008

Penis Butt Rub

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

poopy butt darts

When you have diarrhea and the feces comes out in a series of small staccato blasts.

I have poopy butt darts shooting from my ass like a machine gun on full-auto!

by LordAuron January 14, 2006

everything butt

not having vaginal intercourse in order to maintain your technical virginity; you do "everything but", which includes the butt, so hence... "everything butt".

I'm still a virgin - we just do everything butt, if you know what I mean.

by lvlylngst June 11, 2006

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

butt hunter

a man who is considered gay but is in prison usually he is extremely large and rapes the other male cell mates but is straight once he gets out

cellmate: run here come the butt hunter squad
gaurd:sweet jesus have mercy on there butts

by rindaja May 29, 2009

Butt grenade

The act of not fully wiping after dropping a duece and then commencing to fart in a persons general direction. sending tiny feces shrapnel everywhere.

Holy shit! He just left off a huge butt grenade.

look out, a butt grenade!

by Str8sk8r June 19, 2010