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lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.
He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.
by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003
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jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.
"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"
by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009
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broconomy

The economy between bro's that always seems to be apparent after spotting someone who is tight on cash, and after beer runs.
HEY BROSKI! our broconomy has a surplus, I owe you 30$, you owe $30 to Kody and Kody owes me $30 therefore we don't owe anyone anything... and between the empties and the change we pulled out of the couch we have a surplus!
by AZN 3 PAK May 13, 2011
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Broccoli choo choo

When you don't know how to either answer to a message or simply to tell the other person that you've seen the message. A smiley face ":)" also has to be added in the following message.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going?
Person 2: Pretty good, my grandma just died.
Person 1: Broccoli choo choo
Person 1: :)
by Wynterise November 4, 2019
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eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.
That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli
by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010
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Brodeo

A very close bro who you have a special bond with. Could be referred to as a bro extremist or the al qaeda of the bro community.
Ranuka: Yo brodeo, what's crackin?

Trent: Well brodeo, I was out doing hood-rat shit with some of the othe brodeos of course.

Ranuka: Damn son, you brodeo as shit.
by peacey pee October 19, 2009
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