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shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.
1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!
by maracanda April 22, 2006
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hit brick

To be highly intoxicated. Synonyms include: wasted, hammered, drunk. Comes from the idea of being so drunk you run into walls, hence, hit brick.
"wow dude, you so hit brick"
"i'm gonna hit brick tonite"
by Gemma Porter May 25, 2008
mugGet the hit brickmug.

shittin bricks

that nigga was shittin bricks when the bitch said she was pregnant.
by i get paper January 12, 2008
mugGet the shittin bricksmug.

Brick Tamland

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.
"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
by Hannah.. August 8, 2005
mugGet the Brick Tamlandmug.

Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.
"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"
by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009
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Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.
Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"
by TheDudeguyman January 13, 2009
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brick

Johnny just shit a brick on his mothers face.
by Brickman March 20, 2003
mugGet the brickmug.

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