breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.

'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

Breakfast

Eggs and bacon, nuff said

Breakfast usually consists of some eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and/or orange juice, chocolate milk, regular milk etc

Breakfast is good

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Breakfast

The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...

by latinflavor August 16, 2009

breastectomy

This is what the average teenage girl calls a mastectomy

My grandma just had a double breastectomy--she got her boobs chopped off!

by lidocaine February 4, 2010