Breakfast Pants 

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

Breakfast Pants by howardshipskin October 30, 2014

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog 

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

breakfast in venice 

Cunnilingus.

I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.

breakfast in venice by Xephimost August 12, 2015

Breakfast Special

When one pours syrup on a girls nipple (most of the time big nipples) the said one pokes then slaps then flip the breasts (like a pancake) then yells "Would you like eggs with that" and finally cum on the girl

Ronald: I breakfast special Denny last night.

B.K.: I did the same thing to Wendy.

Breakfast Special by CCWolfpack December 7, 2015

Breakfast of champions 

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.

Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.

Breakfast of champions by jason906906 March 2, 2016

Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club

I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.

Breakfast Clubbed by Bossgay March 18, 2016

breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

breakfast in bed by kcdawg May 7, 2016